Joe went out drinking with his buddies. As ever, his wife was
quite angry because Joe generally comes home very late and very drunk
whenever he goes out with his buddies.

With the usual promises to behave, Joe set out for the bar
and met his pals. They drank heavily until early in the morning.
joe got really drunk and started feeling woozy. Before he had
a chance to make for the bathroom, he vomited all over himself, 
leaving huge puke stains all over his shirt.

"My wife is gonna kill me!" he repeated over and over.
One of Joe's buddies had a plan, however. He told Joe to take
a $10 bill from his wallet and put it in his shirt pocket. 
When he returns home, he was told to tell his wife that some guy
 at the bar had gotten too drunk and vomited on Joe's shirt. 
Feeling bad about it, the man gave Joe $10 to clean his shirt.

Convinced that the plan was sound, Joe reached into his
wallet and unknowingly put 2 $10 bills (stuck together) 
into his shirt pocket and proceeded to stumble home.

As he approached his house, he noticed his wife standing on
the porch.        

"You're drunk again! Just look at you!" she said, "You've puked all
over yourself! You're disgusting!"

Joe approached her and told her the story: "Actually, honey,
I was at the bar minding my own business when some drunk guy 
came up and puked all over me! That's right! 
Then he gave me this $10 to clean my shirt!"

The wife plucked the money from Joe's puke-stained pocket.

"So why are there two $10 bills here?" she asked.

"Well," Joe said, "he shit in my pants, too!"
     

       

 


